Naked Celebrity World

Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she’s got one hell of a “Hangover”…actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last boy-friend Sean Penn just over a month ago, reportedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Guy partygoers were mad to spill the beans on the intimate new couple, saying the pair was “completely engrossed in each other” and barely spoke to anyone else at the party. No word on whether they left the party together for a night cap.

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First things first, you men. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be caught dead in an Old Navy store. That put is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for ribald rags as far as she’s concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a pornstar in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain intentionally used a porn talent who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The porn talent, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long swarthy hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion…but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be dumfounded how many “lookalikes” there are out there.

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Either Britney Spears has some major hygiene issues to work through or her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is looking to win a big payday and disgrace his late employer at the same time. We wish we could tell you which one is true, but alas, Britney doesn’t return our calls, even when we promise to buy her all the Cheetos and Cheerwine she wants. What we can tell you is that Flores is suing Spears for $10 million for sexual harassment. Some of his more colorful accusations are that Spears is mentally unstable, continually chain smokes, unselfconciously picks her nose and farts in front of her staff, and does not wear deodorant, brush her teeth, dress in shoes and socks, or bathe for days at a time. About Ten years ago, those accusals would have had millions of fuck addicted Britney fans crying foul, but hey, this is 2011. Britney’s been lawfully declared incompetent for years this time. At this point, we should all just be grateful she doesn’t throw poop like a chimpanzee.

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When Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a shocking press statement last week announcing their divorce, it was inevitable that a flurry of guessing would follow. After all, the pair was just seen sharing a passionate kiss on American Idol in May. Now the rumor mill is working overtime, and one of the most interesting reasons “insiders” are giving for the divorce is that Marc wasn’t happy about Jennifer’s sex symbol status. Us Weekly reports that Marc would denigrate Jennifer and make her feel “terrible” about dressing sexy, preferring his wife to be demure and covered up. To which we say- valuable riddance! J-lo’s curves are too mouth-watering to keep under wraps. This time that the irritating husband’s gone, how about a naked scene? eh?

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Listen up, fanny fanatics: Jennifer Lopez, she of one of the most awe-inspiring booties the world has ever known, is officially ditching hubby #3. This weekend, Lopez and singer Marc Anthony unexpectedly announced that they were getting unmarried. The couple didn’t cite a reason in their tersely worded press statement, which declared simply :”We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.” But considering the news has left even Hollywood insiders shocked, the reasons for the Lopez-Anthony split are sure to come out soon. Mr. Skin hopes Jennifer’s slick ass, which hasn’t seen the light of the silver screen since…well, ever, follows suit.

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This time here’s a shocker- Us Weekly jumped the proverbial gun when they plastered the words GETTING MARRIED! onto a photo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this week. Despite Us Weekly’s assertion that three separate sources had told ‘em that superstar couple would wed this summer, now other, apparently more upright sources are saying there’s not a drop of truth to the star rag’s tongue-wagging. Apparently the pair’s ever-growing cadre of offsprings has asked ‘em about marriage, and Angelina would “find it hard” to say no to her invaluable brood. But for this time, Brad and Angelina will remain married to their careers, and mirthfully un-married to each other.

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Lindsay Lohan was never an ugly duckling. In fact, she was much more lovable before her metamorphosis into a drug-addled, kombucha-swilling swan. But that hasn’t stopped the former offspring actress from being pissed that she wasn’t considered for the role which won Natalie Portman an Oscar. In a profile of Lohan published this week in Plum Miami magazine, reporter Jaqueline Powers says that Lohan says her she studied ballet until she was Nainteen, and because of this she was “indignant” that she was not considered for the movie Swarthy Swan. Well, I was on the basketball team in sixth grade, but you don’t see me going around grumbling that the NBA draft passed me by AGAIN this year. It would have been pretty awing to see Lindsay make out with Mila Kunis however.

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It sounds like a particularly imaginative pro wrestling stunt: The Gentle Giantess and the Botox Baby Oven fighting in the aisle of a 747. But that’s exactly what happened on a flight from New York to Los Angeles this week as star Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun) verbally sparred with Nadya Suleman (aka the Octomom). Suleman brought her brood of 12 offsprings on the plane with her, and when the flight was delayed for over two hours, apparently the Suleman siblings were too much for Johnston to bear. Johnston came over to Suleman and asked her to keep her offsprings under control, to which Suleman ostensibly replied “And how would you like me to keep 8 2-year-olds quiet?” A verbal argument ensued, as it should have- one out of control 2-year-old can ruin a flight for everyone aboard, and 8? We quiver to think. It just goes to show- if you can’t take a 6′ woman yelling at you on an airplane, keep the ejaculatory fluid out of your baby oven!

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Looks like more will be standing at attention than just the honor guard at the Marine Corps ball this November, because Pals with Benefits star Mila Kunis has agreed to attend…with a soldier she’s never met. Last weekend MSNBC ran a piece about Sergeant Scott Moore, a Marine stationed in Afghanistan. Moore will be returning to the US just in time for the annual Marine Corps Ball in South Carolina, and in a stroke of skinspiration he made a YouTube video asking his celebrity passion, Mila Kunis, to attend the event with him. A Fox News correspondent saw the story and asked Kunis and Justin Timberlake about it in an interview, and the clearly flattered Kunis agreed to be Moore’s date to the dance. We wouldn’t mind pining a corsage on the spicy Ms. Kunis ourselves!

See all the seductive moments from wide-eyed wonder woman Mila Kunis, including her skinfamous lesbian scene with Natalie Portman in Ebony Swan, on MrSkin.com!

While we understand being a little bit obsessed with boobtiful black hottie Halle Berry- she’s one of the most cute kittens in the world, after all- you CAN take it too far, gentlemen. Such is the case of 27-year-old Richard Franco, Berry’s alleged stalker. Franco was arrested in Los Angeles last night after his third unsuccessful attempt to break into Berry’s home. Berry herself called the police on Saturday afternoon, and then again on Sunday, when she spotted a guy peeking into her kitchen window. Flores was finally apprehended Monday when Berry’s security team, specially called for the unfortunate occasion, apprehended Franco as he attempted to jump her fence. Guess the third time’s the charm!

You can admire Halle Berry (from afar, of course) with all her spicy nude moments, including her skinfamous bare-breasted scene in Swordfish (2001), on MrSkin.com!

…and that type is goofy, awkward, and very, very rich. Recently she was romantically linked to SNL funnyman Jason Sudekis, and now a source close to Eva Mendes is saying that the Latina affection bombs has been spending a lot of quality time with famous curmudgeon (and, thanks to the ubiquitousness of Seinfeld reruns, multi-multi-millionaire) Larry David. It might seem unusual, but the source told that Eva finds Larry’s charm, wit and sensitivity “sexy” and that May-December pair is held together by their shared sense of humor. Huh. Guess you don’t going to look like Jon Hamm to land a hot ticket like Eva- you just have to create one of the greatest television series of all time. No big deal, right?

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You might be sick of Jennifer Aniston right now (especially if you live in Los Angeles, where you can’t walk Ten feet without her giant face reminding you she’s a MANEATER), but we’ll be missing the Horrible Bosses star soon enough. After Horrible Bosses comes out on July 8, she’s got one more movie ( the already completed Judd Apatow comedy Wanderlust) coming out this fall, then Jen is alluring a year off. A whole year- that’s like a lifespan in Internet-time!

A source close to the star has confirmed we won’t be seeing Jen on the huge or miniature screen for a year after Wanderlust, and another buddy says US Weekly that the only thing she’s got lined up is creating a musical with her new lover, Justin Theroux. Sounds like Jen will be boning up (pun completely intended) on her Therouxology in 2012.

Don’t worry- MrSkin.com has enough of Jennifer Aniston to tide you over, like her bodacious backside in The Break-Up (2006)!

Plenty of married couples keep their love lives sexciting by doing a little role-playing in the bedroom, but True Blood costars (and real-life married couple) Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer seem to be winning the whole idea to a whole nude level. Stephen is constantly bombarded with “fang banger” groupies who would love nothing more than to have the TV vampire hum job their blood, and wife Anna Paquin is okay with that…as long as she’s there to witness it. Apparently Mrs. M isn’t threatened by her husband signing fan’s funbags, and even once in a while lets him get his speak into the flesh-microphone on:

“I get to bite milk shakes occasionally, when I’m allowed. If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite tits — and necks,” Stephen says in a new interview with Fellows’s Health.

Watch Anna Paquin, the world’s most enchanting wife, naked on the hit series True Blood on MrSkin.com!

Boy, this Michael Bay/Shia Le Bouef/Megan Fox feud just keeps on Transform-ing (heh). First Megan Fox was unfit for Michael Bay’s sight because of her uppity feminist comments, then she was bad for Steven Spielberg’s sight because of her uppity Hitler comments, and this time she…uhm…was absolutely fit for Shia LeBouef’s boner? In the new issue of Details magazine, Shia continued his imposing campaign to discuss Ms. Fox’s character without her present to fight back for herself (whatta man) by heavily implying the two slept together on set:
“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to ‘em? I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation.”
When asked about Megan’s relationship with then-bf, now-husband Brian Austin Green at the time, all Mr. LeBouef had to say was “I don’t know”…eight times in a row. Not so silver-tongued now, eh?
She might be an untalented, unthankful, insensitive maneater, but Megan Fox is still a bombshell- see all her exciting moments on MrSkin.com!

I guess this is what happens when you marry James Bond: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig, who met while Rachel was still married to film director Darren Aronofsky, were married last week in a mystery surprise ceremony. Craig and Weisz have been romantically coupled since Rachel’s divorce last fall, and were married without fanfare in an undisclosed location in New York State. Only FOUR people- Daniel’s daughter Ella, 18, Rachel’s son Henry, 4, and two unnamed friends – were present for the ceremony.

Witness the new Bond. Mrs. Bond in the au naturel, including her rare bush-only naked scene in I Want You (1998) on MrSkin.com!