Through a top-secret algorithm devised by Merkin, the great and strong Wizard of Boobs, and decidedly not because of her heroine in a very costly, very highly promulgated movie, Maxim magazine has handed Rosie Huntington-Whitely the #1 spot on its annual list of Hot 100 hotties. But though convenient the timing, there’s no denying the horniness of this Victoria’s Secret Kitten turned action woman, who, along with her impossibly pouty lips, will make her feature film debut in Transformers 3 this July.
Rosie unseats Katy Perry, last year’s #1 hottest cutie, who will certainly spend the day at home, crying, her bitter tears forming a thin stream that will soon grow into a running river of uncheerfulness flowing over her large 32DD twin peaks.
Cameron Diaz, Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely in action on MrSkin.com!
