One look at Sophie Reade’s 30FF nodules in these new batch of topless pictures and you’ll mutter, “God save the Queen indeed!” in agreement. We should be thankful for our English cousins across the pond for continuing the tradition of showcasing the best in male entertainment today in the form of—what else—but mambos, mangos, and more melons. This ship-sinking specimen here is Sophie Reade, a glamour model made popular by her stay in Big Brother’s house, where she’s been nicknamed Dogface to comply with some mad ass contract in the reality show. And dogface is right, because a chick with massive boobies hanging that low from her chest must like being on all fours like a fuck addicted puppy getting the juice fucked out of her twat from behind. And no, the hastily pasted electric tape isn’t fooling anyone, Sophie. We all know you’re a slut and you’ll strip off the second somebody asks you.
So before you stalk off into your fantasies of pumping this English bitch’s cunt in the style of man’s best buddy while groping her slick milk shakes like you just got pummeled by your boss and you needed a stress reliever, catch a fine look at Sophie Reade’s mega-melons first and tell me anyone who’s gay will turn straight as a ten-foot boner when they get slapped in the face by one of those milky monsters.
