Naked Celebrity World

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan fully sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and giving fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the harlot blow up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her milk wagons more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the babe, who was once the next big thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke trail, several checks in and out of rehab, and video projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose this time by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier pic, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn business, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

What a rebelle fleur indeed. Of course, this isn’t the only time we see Rihanna’s nubbies peering out of her non-clothes, but you’ve need to be thankful Hollywood has these ‘artistic’ non-conformists to dress the streets daily with fresh boob sightings.

I guess Rihanna realized the grave grammatical error in her new tat, which is why she’s doing everything she can to distract our gazes from it with her Rated R boobs. And she’s doing it just wonderful. One look at those luscious pair of milk cans sheltered behind her sheer funeral bib swarthy top and horrid tattoo errors are gone from your mind and replaced with nothing but squeezing your pecker in between those nice yabbos of hers. Hell, if she really wanted to be rebellious, she should rip the stupid top off and have rough, wild sex with all the guys in city. She should have enough cumstains caking her body by then to cover up the ink in her neck, so it’s win-win.

Even if Rihanna’s done some odd decisions lately, like dunking her hair in strawberry Kool-Aid or hiring a tattoo artist who apparently dropped out of Basic French, you know she will always save the day with her topless titty images compliant to cover up.

What can I say, Lady Gaga’s nude pursuits simply best everyone else in Hollywood when it comes to skanky exposures and naked crowd surfing orgies. Wait, what?

Yeah, that’s right. At the 2010 Lollapalooza Festival in Chicago last Friday, Lady Gaga came up on stage with Semi-Precious Weapons in a flipping fishnet suit with only two glittering stars preventing her boobies from going completely naked. The Fame Monster got into some frenzied bacchanalian seizure on stage (probably from snorting an extra heavy line of powdered Christmas baubles or some shit the night previously) and leapt on to the tight crowd’s reaching arms. Lady Gaga never surfed far off into the crowd because security immediately dragged her ass back onstage. Shit was great while it lasted, and Lady Gaga probably orgasmed from all the rough perverts who felt her plainly exposed hooters while she was doing her whim-of-the-moment BS in their hands.

This time let’s say it all together: too easy, Lady Gaga. The paparazzi must have prayed super hard to the god of stalking to have been given Lady Gaga and her naked gambols in the streets of Hollywood and onstage. If she weren’t surrounded by her buddies all the time, she’d probably fuck a fire hydrant in her lobster headpiece and call that shit art. She’s both a sight that causes multi-colored unicorn hallucinations and an uncontrollable stiffness in the pecker area, so thank you Lady Gaga, you make it too easy.